africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
thegirl-inred: toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why...
I hope one day you find someone who makes flowers grow in even the saddest parts of you.
nayx: look son *triple backflips onto the roof* i know life’s hard but
edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
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recoveryisbeautiful: The number of us is wayy to high :(